Here is Naomi Campbell turning out for her community service. Note the fur coat.
NC was ordered to do a week of community service and a two-day anger-management course for throwing a mobile phone at her maid, causing an injury to her head which needed four stitches.
Her obligations apparently include work such as scrubbing floors at a Manhattan sanitation department. Now, normally, nothing works quite so well as being made to get down on ones hands and knees and scrub floors in order to experience self-effacing lessons in humility and pride.
But oh no. None of that deep, humbling soul-searching from our dear luscious-lipped, publicity-seeking, short-fused, arrogant glamour-puss that is Naomi. If rumours are to be trusted, she is unscrupulously exploiting her situation by having photographers follow her around documenting stuff while she carries out her penance – photos which will no doubt end up in a glamorous magazine spread.
She has apparently also said that she will auction all the clothes she has worn whilst mopping said floors and the money raised will be donated to a children’s charity. Who the hell would want to buy clothes that have been worn while scrubbing the floors of a sanitation department?
As for the fur coat, well that’s just wrong.
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