Oh my goodness! Ye great gods of fanatically devoted women, come and save me. I’m beside myself with hysterical anticipation and I cannot calm my nerves. All I can say is watch The Jonathon Ross Show tonight. To think I was about to switch off and go to bed. I’ve been growing weary of Jonathon Ross lately but tonight I love him because of his star guest.
Folks, my boyfriend is in town. Well at least he would be my boyfriend if he knew I existed. For sure, he wouldn’t look twice at that French singer person who is only remembered for her one-hit wonder which involved a taxi-drivers named Joe and a cringingly cheesy video
Johnny Depp’s the name for you unenlightened ones.
Do Not Disturb.
I hate Jonathon Ross. He’s a total twit. He asked my guy the most stupid of questions and completely failed to pay due homage to him.